Have you ever discovered something that was wonderful and even more wonderful because it was just yours? No one else knew about it, it was your own little secret. But then it became well known, and everyone wanted a piece of your wonderful find. Soon so many people found out about it that it lost it's wonderfulness. Okay, so maybe not all of it, but it certainly wasn't your special place anymore.
Call me selfish? Yeah, I'm a mind-reader. But how would you like to share a small space with 75 other beings. So what if we are not human, you treat your pets with courtesy, you don't make them share a small cage with 75 other pets. So why should I? Because I'm a doll? Oh, and I don't have feelings? Oh, that's right, I am what you humans call an inanimate object. Ha, well then, you're in for a big surprise. When I'm through with you, boy won't you want to run and hide underneath your covers.
Sarcastic much, you say? You really need to stop mumbling and speak clearly, I can hear you anyway so there is no point in speaking like you don't know how. By the way, the name's Josefina. I was the first American Girl doll here and now I share it with 75 little brats. And more keep coming. It seems that the more I try to get rid of them, the more show up in those annoying boxes from eBay and that horrid place AGPlaythings. Yes, they actually encourage this behavior of suffocating us first dolls with newcomers. Aren't you people ever satisfied? Why don't you spend more time with those of us who came first? I mean, come on, do you really think that the doll that you stood on the top of the shelf just happened to tip over by herself. Really, you humans aren't that bright.
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