Angry Jess is my hero...

So remember when I said that AGPlaythings was my worst nightmare because there always seems to be some poor little doll who needs a new home, and of course my human takes pity on them and invites them here? Well, I take some of that back. That board has one very good thing going for them: Angry Jess. I worship her. Who else would have inspired me to put some of the dolls here on eBay or have them "magically" tip over from the shelf? I mean, she could care less about banning members who have too many run-ins with the forum rules, although her spirit of mercy gives them a couple of chances and warnings to get it together. You have to admit, Angry Jess is not afraid to crack that whip of hers. I really believe that if we ever met, we would be best frenemies. I don't have any best friends, that goes against my image.
By the way, you probably want to know what I look like. Well, as much as I would like to dress in leather and chains, I can't because my human has no clue that I am alive. Ha, she thinks that we all stay on the dressers and nightstands all neatly aligned. I'm telling you, if I showed her my true colors, wow, let's not even go there. You all might scare yourselves. Ha.

It's getting way too crowded...

Have you ever discovered something that was wonderful and even more wonderful because it was just yours? No one else knew about it, it was your own little secret. But then it became well known, and everyone wanted a piece of your wonderful find. Soon so many people found out about it that it lost it's wonderfulness. Okay, so maybe not all of it, but it certainly wasn't your special place anymore.
Call me selfish? Yeah, I'm a mind-reader. But how would you like to share a small space with 75 other beings. So what if we are not human, you treat your pets with courtesy, you don't make them share a small cage with 75 other pets. So why should I? Because I'm a doll? Oh, and I don't have feelings? Oh, that's right, I am what you humans call an inanimate object. Ha, well then, you're in for a big surprise. When I'm through with you, boy won't you want to run and hide underneath your covers.
Sarcastic much, you say? You really need to stop mumbling and speak clearly, I can hear you anyway so there is no point in speaking like you don't know how. By the way, the name's Josefina. I was the first American Girl doll here and now I share it with 75 little brats. And more keep coming. It seems that the more I try to get rid of them, the more show up in those annoying boxes from eBay and that horrid place AGPlaythings. Yes, they actually encourage this behavior of suffocating us first dolls with newcomers. Aren't you people ever satisfied? Why don't you spend more time with those of us who came first? I mean, come on, do you really think that the doll that you stood on the top of the shelf just happened to tip over by herself. Really, you humans aren't that bright.