Oh Joy...Holiday Picture Time

Just my luck. Well, now that Thanksgiving is over, our human decided to dress us all up in holiday clothes to take pictures. For what reason, I have no idea. Anyway, being a doll, I could not really protest, could I? Remember, we are "dolls", we are "not alive". Oh my gosh, I crack up everytime I think about how gullible you humans are. So, getting back on topic. I was dressed in all things, a black leotard and a hot pink fringed skirt. The black top she got right, but may I ask who put the idea of a hot pink "fringed", mind you, skirt in my human's head! And then, she posed us. She POSED us! Look at this...just look at it. You look at it, because everytime I look at it, I want to throw up.

Isn't it HIDEOUS! I know right, what were they thinking? Let's do a collective head shake. I actually look nice. As in...nice and innocent. Which is sooo bad for my image. But what can I do right? I'm just a doll. Ha, well, you and my soon to be unfortunate human will soon learn otherwise then, won't you?

Spread the Josefina Love...

So, guess what I found out today. I was doing a little snooping in the human's email box (not even going to go into the details, let's just say that if you opt to have the computer save your password...) and turns out that one of those Josefina clones is on her way here. I'm kind of torn with my feelings about this news. While I already think it's way overcrowded here, maybe having my own little army can work in my favor. Maybe the human's love for the Josefina doll and the Josefina face mold is a good thing. We already have another Josefina clone here, and a couple of girls with the face mold, but this idea of raising an army just came to me. I'm going to have to think more about this and plan out how to get all of these intruders to leave one by one.