Oh Joy...Holiday Picture Time

Just my luck. Well, now that Thanksgiving is over, our human decided to dress us all up in holiday clothes to take pictures. For what reason, I have no idea. Anyway, being a doll, I could not really protest, could I? Remember, we are "dolls", we are "not alive". Oh my gosh, I crack up everytime I think about how gullible you humans are. So, getting back on topic. I was dressed in all things, a black leotard and a hot pink fringed skirt. The black top she got right, but may I ask who put the idea of a hot pink "fringed", mind you, skirt in my human's head! And then, she posed us. She POSED us! Look at this...just look at it. You look at it, because everytime I look at it, I want to throw up.

Isn't it HIDEOUS! I know right, what were they thinking? Let's do a collective head shake. I actually look nice. As in...nice and innocent. Which is sooo bad for my image. But what can I do right? I'm just a doll. Ha, well, you and my soon to be unfortunate human will soon learn otherwise then, won't you?